Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
LORD RAMA AND AYODHYA
LORD RAMA AND AYODHYA
[ Tale to Understand the Importance of Having a sense of Patriotism for One's Own Country at all times!]
In Ramayana, after the death of Ravana , Vibhisbana fell at the feet of Rama and said, "Swami, I never aspired to be the King of Lanka. I only wanted my brother to give up his bad qualities. I pray to you to take over the Kingdom of Lanka."
All the rakshasas also came and prayed to Rama that he should become King of Lanka .
Lakshmana also supported them saying, "O brother, Bharatha is already ruling over Ayodhya. Even if you return to Ayodhya, you may not be crowned as the King.
So, I request you to take over this kingdom and transform all the rakshasas.Lanka is full of golden mansions. Where else can you find such a beautiful place? I will be very happy if you rule over this Kingdom."
Rama lovingly took Lakshmana close to him and said,
"Lakshmana, how could you get such a silly desire? Just because one's mother is ugly, can he call any other beautiful woman as his mother? Even though my country is poor compared to Lanka, I still consider it as my mother. Lanka may be full of gold, but I don't want it"!!
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SPIRITUAL COMMENTARY
What a tremendous patriotism Lord Rama had for his own kingdom Ayodhya! He respected and adored his kingdom like his own " mother" as, any country we belong to becomes our " motherland" since we have been nurtured and brought up in that country, like how a mother nurtures her child.
We should develop this kind of love and faith towards our country. Parents and teachers should inculcate such spirit of patriotism in their children and students. We should declare wholeheartedly with a sense of pride that this is my country, this is my mother tongue.
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods , but it is a principle and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.Unless our conception of patriotism is progressive, it cannot hope to embody the real affection and the real interest of the nation.
We should love and serve our homeland; at the same time not hate or hurt the homeland of others. We should not indulge in criticizing other countries or people belonging to other nations. Having trust and faith in our own country, we won't try to put down any other country. We should never bring grief or sorrow to our country. To have pride in our own motherland is important.
There are millions of educated men and women all over the world, but how many really benefit or contribute to the society's progress? We are utilising our education for our own selfishness and self-interest alone.We have to eschew selfishness and self-interest and make our education useful by resolving to serve the society and our country,for its progress and development. That way we should make the best use of our education we have received.
Let us respect and revere our elders and our country and set an ideal to humanity.Let our conduct befit the degrees we have acquired.Education is meant to broaden the mind.Education and discrimination should go hand in hand. The prosperity of the nation depends on the progress we make in the field of education.The future of the nation rests on the students and the dynamic youths a nation produces and nurtures.
Every Nation has stocked plenty of wealth for us. What is this wealth? It is the spirit of sacrifice, which can be acquired through service to society.
"Karmanu bandheeni Manushyaloke ", human society is bound by action.
"Sareeramadhyam Khalu Dharma Sadhanam ", the body is gifted in order to undertake righteous actions, not to eat, drink and make merry.
We must render service to others till our last breath.
The essence of 18 Puranas can be summed up in one phrase: "Paropakarah Punyaya Papaya Parapeedanam." HELP EVER; HURT NEVER. Set an ideal, which is helpful and delightful to one and all!!
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." - John.F.Kennedy .
[ Tale to Understand the Importance of Having a sense of Patriotism for One's Own Country at all times!]
In Ramayana, after the death of Ravana , Vibhisbana fell at the feet of Rama and said, "Swami, I never aspired to be the King of Lanka. I only wanted my brother to give up his bad qualities. I pray to you to take over the Kingdom of Lanka."
All the rakshasas also came and prayed to Rama that he should become King of Lanka .
Lakshmana also supported them saying, "O brother, Bharatha is already ruling over Ayodhya. Even if you return to Ayodhya, you may not be crowned as the King.
So, I request you to take over this kingdom and transform all the rakshasas.Lanka is full of golden mansions. Where else can you find such a beautiful place? I will be very happy if you rule over this Kingdom."
Rama lovingly took Lakshmana close to him and said,
"Lakshmana, how could you get such a silly desire? Just because one's mother is ugly, can he call any other beautiful woman as his mother? Even though my country is poor compared to Lanka, I still consider it as my mother. Lanka may be full of gold, but I don't want it"!!
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SPIRITUAL COMMENTARY
What a tremendous patriotism Lord Rama had for his own kingdom Ayodhya! He respected and adored his kingdom like his own " mother" as, any country we belong to becomes our " motherland" since we have been nurtured and brought up in that country, like how a mother nurtures her child.
We should develop this kind of love and faith towards our country. Parents and teachers should inculcate such spirit of patriotism in their children and students. We should declare wholeheartedly with a sense of pride that this is my country, this is my mother tongue.
A man's country is not a certain area of land, of mountains, rivers, and woods , but it is a principle and patriotism is loyalty to that principle.Unless our conception of patriotism is progressive, it cannot hope to embody the real affection and the real interest of the nation.
We should love and serve our homeland; at the same time not hate or hurt the homeland of others. We should not indulge in criticizing other countries or people belonging to other nations. Having trust and faith in our own country, we won't try to put down any other country. We should never bring grief or sorrow to our country. To have pride in our own motherland is important.
There are millions of educated men and women all over the world, but how many really benefit or contribute to the society's progress? We are utilising our education for our own selfishness and self-interest alone.We have to eschew selfishness and self-interest and make our education useful by resolving to serve the society and our country,for its progress and development. That way we should make the best use of our education we have received.
Let us respect and revere our elders and our country and set an ideal to humanity.Let our conduct befit the degrees we have acquired.Education is meant to broaden the mind.Education and discrimination should go hand in hand. The prosperity of the nation depends on the progress we make in the field of education.The future of the nation rests on the students and the dynamic youths a nation produces and nurtures.
Every Nation has stocked plenty of wealth for us. What is this wealth? It is the spirit of sacrifice, which can be acquired through service to society.
"Karmanu bandheeni Manushyaloke ", human society is bound by action.
"Sareeramadhyam Khalu Dharma Sadhanam ", the body is gifted in order to undertake righteous actions, not to eat, drink and make merry.
We must render service to others till our last breath.
The essence of 18 Puranas can be summed up in one phrase: "Paropakarah Punyaya Papaya Parapeedanam." HELP EVER; HURT NEVER. Set an ideal, which is helpful and delightful to one and all!!
"Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." - John.F.Kennedy .
5 SAL BAAD-HUBBY AND WIFE
Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad....
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana........ ......
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota haiâ
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge
Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi..
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana
Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
Muskurate huye kehna ki..
Darling chai to pi lo,
Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana..
Gharwali meherban ka roop le kar aayee thi,
Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
Ik pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..
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5 saal baad....
Subah subah madam ka chai le kar aana,
Table par rakh kar jor se chillana,
Aaj office jao to munna ko
School chodte hue jana........ ......
Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi,
Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh lena,
Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal lena.
Na jane gharwali kaisa roop le kar aayi thi,
Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai,
Ab har samay zehan mein ek hi sawal hota haiâ
Kya kabhi woh din laut ke aayenge,
Hum ek baar phir kunwaare ban paayenge
stress reliever jokes
*Stress Reliever #1 *
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? ;
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
*Stress Reliever #2 *
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
*Stress Reliever #3*
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
*Stress Reliever #4 *
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this
time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
* Stress Reliever #5 *
* A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
* Stress Reliever #6 *
* Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
* Stress Reliever #7
* "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered."He showed up in his 1932
Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
* Stress Reliever #8 *
* A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans".
* Stress Reliever #9 *
* Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
* Stress Reliever #10 *
* Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
* Stress Reliever #11*
* A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour..."
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? ;
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"
*Stress Reliever #2 *
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
*Stress Reliever #3*
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
*Stress Reliever #4 *
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this
time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."
* Stress Reliever #5 *
* A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
* Stress Reliever #6 *
* Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."
* Stress Reliever #7
* "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered."He showed up in his 1932
Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."
* Stress Reliever #8 *
* A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans".
* Stress Reliever #9 *
* Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"
* Stress Reliever #10 *
* Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
* Stress Reliever #11*
* A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour..."
old story with new climax
A Bihari hat sellers was once passing through a forest. He had been walking for hours and decided to sleep for sometime under a tree. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone. He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sat down and thought of how he could get the hats down.While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next,he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather,he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.
He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.........................
Guess What? ???????
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
The Bihari sat down and thought of how he could get the hats down.While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment,the monkeys were doing the same. Next,he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather,he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree.
He remembered his grand father's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed.Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to all the hats. Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said.........................
Guess What? ???????
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"You think only you have a grandfather?"
Monday, June 25, 2007
ANSU JO BEH RAHAY HAIN INHEI BEHNEY DO
Aansu jo beh rahey hein inhein behney do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bewafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do!
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to keh dala sab haal-e-dil apna
Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do
Mar gaye auroon kay liye ham yaara
Tum apni khatir ham ko Zinda rehney do
Yeh keh rahey hein dil ki baat, kehney do
Buhat bewafa ho tum, yeh ham ko hai maloom
Tum apni wafa ki baat, apney tak hi rehney do!
Mila to kia mila tumhein chahney kay baad
Bas dukh hi seh rahein hein, hamein sehney do
Tum ney to keh dala sab haal-e-dil apna
Ab mujh ko apni daastaan bhi kehney do
Mar gaye auroon kay liye ham yaara
Tum apni khatir ham ko Zinda rehney do
Saturday, June 23, 2007
EYY KYA BOLTI TU.....IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
Hindi:
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?
English :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?
Sanskrit : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?
Oriya :
Are kana kahuchu tu?
Aye kana mu kahibi?
Sunu
Suna
Aasuchu ki Khandala?
Kana karibi? Aasiki mu khandala?
Are buliba, nachiba, gaiba, Aish kariba aau kana?
Sambalpuri: (Western Oriya local language.)
Are kaana karchu tui?
Are kaana mui ar karmi?
Sun
Suna
Aaibu kain khandala?
Kaana ar karmi aasikina khandala?
Are bulma, nachma, gaima, Aish karma ar kaana
Kannad:
Ye, Yen heltiya
Ye, yen helabeku
Kelu
Helu
Bartiya khadalakke
Yen madli nan bandu Khandalakke
Are Suttadona,Kuniyona, Maja Madona Matte yenu?
Punjabi :
A ! ke boldi tu;
A ke mein bolan;
Sunh
Sunha
Chaldi khandala
Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala
Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj
Karenge, Aur Ki ?
Gujarati :
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal
Sambhlaav
Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?
Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,
beeju shun?
Marathi
Aye kaai tu mhantes?
Aye kaai mi mhanhu?
Aik
Aikav
Yetes kai khandaalaa?
Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?
Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aish
karuyaa, aankhin kai?
Kashmiri :
Heey, kya chaakh wannan
Heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy
Booz
Wanoo
Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa
Pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh
karav, beyy kya?
Konkani :Aye ! kitte sangta tu?
Aye ! aao kite sangu?
Saang
Saangta
Khandalaa yeta ghi?
Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?
Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?
Bengali :
Ei ki bolis tui
Ei ki ar boli
Shon
Shonaa
Jabi ki khondalaa
K! i kori giye khondalaa
Are, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?
Malayalam :
Aye yenna pariyunnu?
Aye nyan yenna parayan?
Keku
Pariyu
Varinno kh! andala?
Yendu cheyam? Nyaan vannu Khandaala?
Karangam, paadam, aadam, joli
addikam,verendha?
Telugu :
Aye, ainte chaepphuta vu
Aye,ainte chaepala
Vinu
Chaeppu
Wastava Khandala
Yem Chesedhi? vacchi Khandala
Thiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,maja
chesthamu inkemi?
Sindhi :
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh
Budhai
Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish kan ! dasi, byo cha?
Magahi : (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu
A kya boliyuow hum
Sun
Sunaow
Aaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala
Gumbai, Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki
Assamese:
ey ki kua tumi?
ey ki kom moi?
sun
suna
ahibi ki khandala?
ki korim aahi moi kahandalaa
are ghurim,phirim, nasim,gaam, khub phurti korim aru ki?
Tamil:
Enna solre
Ennatha solla
mudalla kelu,
sari sollu
Kandala variya
kandala poi enna panrathu
Vera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsa
pannuvom
Foreign Languages :
German :
Was sagst du?
Was soll ich sagen?
Hor mal!
Sag mal!
Kommst Nach Khandala?
Was machen wir in Khaldala?
Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx,
was noch?
Spanish :
Tu que deceas?
Yo que deseo?
Oye
Di me
Vas a tu khandaalaa?
Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?
Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,
disfrutamos, si no.
Chinese :
Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?
Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?
Sui,
Suion,
Hyuan Chon Khandala?
Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?
Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, Samshuan
Tsuaniya Tsu Chon?
Russian :
Aeich, Kov Speache niv?
Aeich, Kov miv Speache?
Nuushev,!
Nuusheva,
Comeva Kov Khandala?
Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala?
Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha, Enjova
Sheychevin, Kov
Gobraich?
French :!
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?
Entendre
Entendrez
Est-ceque tu viens a la Khandala
Qu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?
Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?
Zambesi : (African)
Aye, Zwa To Zulu,
Aye, Zwa Ze Zulu,
Wahte,
Kaso,
Heliyo To Khandaalaa?
Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!
Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni
A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?
English :
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll
freak, baby,what else?
Sanskrit : This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?
Oriya :
Are kana kahuchu tu?
Aye kana mu kahibi?
Sunu
Suna
Aasuchu ki Khandala?
Kana karibi? Aasiki mu khandala?
Are buliba, nachiba, gaiba, Aish kariba aau kana?
Sambalpuri: (Western Oriya local language.)
Are kaana karchu tui?
Are kaana mui ar karmi?
Sun
Suna
Aaibu kain khandala?
Kaana ar karmi aasikina khandala?
Are bulma, nachma, gaima, Aish karma ar kaana
Kannad:
Ye, Yen heltiya
Ye, yen helabeku
Kelu
Helu
Bartiya khadalakke
Yen madli nan bandu Khandalakke
Are Suttadona,Kuniyona, Maja Madona Matte yenu?
Punjabi :
A ! ke boldi tu;
A ke mein bolan;
Sunh
Sunha
Chaldi khandala
Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala
Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj
Karenge, Aur Ki ?
Gujarati :
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal
Sambhlaav
Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?
Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,
beeju shun?
Marathi
Aye kaai tu mhantes?
Aye kaai mi mhanhu?
Aik
Aikav
Yetes kai khandaalaa?
Kai karu yevon mi khandaalaa?
Are ghumuyaa, phiruyaa, gavuyaa, nachuyaa, aish
karuyaa, aankhin kai?
Kashmiri :
Heey, kya chaakh wannan
Heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy
Booz
Wanoo
Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa
Pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh
karav, beyy kya?
Konkani :Aye ! kitte sangta tu?
Aye ! aao kite sangu?
Saang
Saangta
Khandalaa yeta ghi?
Khandalaa yevun kithe kharche?
Bhovya, Phireya, Naachya, Gauya, maja korya, anikithe?
Bengali :
Ei ki bolis tui
Ei ki ar boli
Shon
Shonaa
Jabi ki khondalaa
K! i kori giye khondalaa
Are, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?
Malayalam :
Aye yenna pariyunnu?
Aye nyan yenna parayan?
Keku
Pariyu
Varinno kh! andala?
Yendu cheyam? Nyaan vannu Khandaala?
Karangam, paadam, aadam, joli
addikam,verendha?
Telugu :
Aye, ainte chaepphuta vu
Aye,ainte chaepala
Vinu
Chaeppu
Wastava Khandala
Yem Chesedhi? vacchi Khandala
Thiruguthamu, eguruthamu, aadthaamu, paadthaamu,maja
chesthamu inkemi?
Sindhi :
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh
Budhai
Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish kan ! dasi, byo cha?
Magahi : (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu
A kya boliyuow hum
Sun
Sunaow
Aaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala
Gumbai, Phirbai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki
Assamese:
ey ki kua tumi?
ey ki kom moi?
sun
suna
ahibi ki khandala?
ki korim aahi moi kahandalaa
are ghurim,phirim, nasim,gaam, khub phurti korim aru ki?
Tamil:
Enna solre
Ennatha solla
mudalla kelu,
sari sollu
Kandala variya
kandala poi enna panrathu
Vera enna .oor suthuvom aaduvom paaduvom jalsa
pannuvom
Foreign Languages :
German :
Was sagst du?
Was soll ich sagen?
Hor mal!
Sag mal!
Kommst Nach Khandala?
Was machen wir in Khaldala?
Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx,
was noch?
Spanish :
Tu que deceas?
Yo que deseo?
Oye
Di me
Vas a tu khandaalaa?
Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?
Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,
disfrutamos, si no.
Chinese :
Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?
Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?
Sui,
Suion,
Hyuan Chon Khandala?
Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?
Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, Samshuan
Tsuaniya Tsu Chon?
Russian :
Aeich, Kov Speache niv?
Aeich, Kov miv Speache?
Nuushev,!
Nuusheva,
Comeva Kov Khandala?
Kov Sheychev Comov miv Khandala?
Rotiv, Rotrach, Balleva, Opereacha, Enjova
Sheychevin, Kov
Gobraich?
French :!
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?
Entendre
Entendrez
Est-ceque tu viens a la Khandala
Qu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?
Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?
Zambesi : (African)
Aye, Zwa To Zulu,
Aye, Zwa Ze Zulu,
Wahte,
Kaso,
Heliyo To Khandaalaa?
Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!
Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni
Friday, June 22, 2007
KYU HAI
teri tasweer meri ankhon main basee kyun hai
Jidhar dekho bus udhar tu hi kyun hai
Teri yadoon say wabasta meri takdeer hai lekin
tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun hai
Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna
phir bhi yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai
Barson guzar gaye meray tanhayee main lekin
Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar kyun hai
Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon
Ab nahin hai kuch bakee phir yeh jaan bakee kyun hai
Khatam huwa mera yeh afsana ek baat batadoo lekin
Anjaam tha malooom mujh ko phir yeh muhabbat kyun hai
Jidhar dekho bus udhar tu hi kyun hai
Teri yadoon say wabasta meri takdeer hai lekin
tujhe naa paa ker meri takdeer roothi kyun hai
Mujh ko hai khaber asaan nahin tujhe haasil karna
phir bhi yeh intizaar yeh bekarari kyun hai
Barson guzar gaye meray tanhayee main lekin
Meri baanhon ko aaj bhi tera intizaar kyun hai
Teri chahat ki kasam khoon kay aansoon royaa hon
Ab nahin hai kuch bakee phir yeh jaan bakee kyun hai
Khatam huwa mera yeh afsana ek baat batadoo lekin
Anjaam tha malooom mujh ko phir yeh muhabbat kyun hai
TOP 10 LAUGUAGES SPOKEN IN THE WORLD
The top 10 languages spoken in the world
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).
9. Malay—Indonesian Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).
8. Portuguese -- Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little lang
uage that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).
7. Bengali -- Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).
6. Arabic -- Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom) .
5. Russian -- Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).
4. Spanish -- Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).
3. Hindustani -- Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay) .
2. English -- Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek) .
1. Mandarin -- Number of speakers: 1 billion
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million
Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!).
To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR).
9. Malay—Indonesian Number of speakers: 159 million
Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world.Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island of Borneo), and is mostly known for its capital city of Kuala Lumpur.
To say "hello" in Indonesian, say "Selamat pagi" (se-LA-maht PA-gee).
8. Portuguese -- Number of speakers: 191 million
Think of Portuguese as the little lang
uage that could. In the 12th Century, Portugal won its independence from Spain and expanded all over the world with the help of its famous explorers like Vasco da Gama and Prince Henry the Navigator. (Good thing Henry became a navigator . . . could you imagine if a guy named "Prince Henry the Navigator" became a florist?) Because Portugal got in so early on the exploring game, the language established itself all over the world, especially in Brazil (where it's the national language), Macau, Angola, Venezuela, and Mozambique.
To say "hello" in Portuguese, say "Bom dia" (bohn DEE-ah).
7. Bengali -- Number of speakers: 211 million
In Bangladesh, a country of 120+ million people, just about everybody speaks Bengali. And because Bangladesh is virtually surrounded by India (where the population is growing so fast, just breathing the air can get you pregnant), the number of Bengali speakers in the world is much higher than most people would expect.
To say "hello" in Bengali, say "Ei Je" (EYE-jay).
6. Arabic -- Number of speakers: 246 million
Arabic, one of the world's oldest languages, is spoken in the Middle East, with speakers found in countries such as Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Jordan, Lebanon, and Egypt. Furthermore, because Arabic is the language of the Koran, millions of Moslems in other countries speak Arabic as well. So many people have a working knowledge of Arabic, in fact, that in 1974 it was made the sixth official language of the United Nations.
To say "hello" in Arabic, say "Al salaam a'alaykum" (Ahl sah-LAHM ah ah-LAY-koom) .
5. Russian -- Number of speakers: 277 million
Mikhail Gorbachev, Boris Yeltsin, and Yakov Smirnoff are among the millions of Russian speakers out there. Sure, we used to think of them as our Commie enemies. Now we think of them as our Commie friends. One of the six languages in the UN, Russian is spoken not only in the Mother Country, but also in Belarus, Kazakhstan, and the U.S. (to name just a few places).
To say "hello" in Russian, say "Zdravstvuite" (ZDRAST-vet- yah).
4. Spanish -- Number of speakers: 392 million
Aside from all of those kids who take it in high school, Spanish is spoken in just about every South American and Central American country, not to mention Spain, Cuba, and the U.S. There is a particular interest in Spanish in the U.S., as many English words are borrowed from the language, including: tornado, bonanza, patio, quesadilla, enchilada, and taco grande supreme.
To say "hello" in Spanish, say "Hola" (OH-la).
3. Hindustani -- Number of speakers: 497 million
Hindustani is the primary language of India's crowded population, and it encompasses a huge number of dialects (of which the most commonly spoken is Hindi). While many predict that the population of India will soon surpass that of China, the prominence of English in India prevents Hindustani from surpassing the most popular language in the world. If you're interested in learning a little Hindi, there's a very easy way: rent an Indian movie. The film industry in India is the most prolific in the world, making thousands of action/romance/ musicals every year.
To say "hello" in Hindustani, say "Namaste" (Nah-MAH-stay) .
2. English -- Number of speakers: 508 million
While English doesn't have the most speakers, it is the official language of more countries than any other language. Its speakers hail from all around the world, including the U.S., Australia, England, Zimbabwe, the Caribbean, Hong Kong, South Africa, and Canada. We'd tell you more about English, but you probably feel pretty comfortable with the language already. Let's just move on to the most popular language in the world.
To say "hello" in English, say "What's up, freak?" (watz-UP-freek) .
1. Mandarin -- Number of speakers: 1 billion
Surprise, surprise, the most widely spoken language on the planet is based in the most populated country on the planet, China. Beating second-place English by a 2 to 1 ratio, but don't let that lull you into thinking that Mandarin is easy to learn. Speaking Mandarin can be really tough, because each word can be pronounced in four ways (or "tones"), and a beginner will invariably have trouble distinguishing one tone from another. But if over a billion people could do it, so could you. Try saying hello!
To say "hello" in Mandarin, say "Ni hao" (Nee HaOW). ("Hao" is pronounced as one syllable, but the tone requires that you let your voice drop midway, and then raise it again at the end.)
Thursday, June 21, 2007
WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE?
Why INDIA is in trouble? Population: 100 crore 9 crore retired 30 crore in state Govt 17 crore in central Govt (Both Categoy dont work) 1 crore I.T professional (dont work for India) 25 crore in school 1 crore r under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail Rest two are U & I. U r busy "Reading This"..!! HOW CAN I HANDLE INDIA alone?
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
kyun piyaar us par hee aata hay
Kyun piyaar us par hee aata hay,
Jo mil kar bhi naa mil pata hay.
Kaisey yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin reeh na paayein hum.
Kyun baar baar woh satata hay
Kuwaabon main aakar rulata hai?
Bhulanaa us ko chahein hum,
Par kis tarah bhulaayein hum?
Woh mann main har dum rahta hay,
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hay.
Hain issi Ehsaas se zindaa hum,
ek-duje ke dil- o- jaan hain hum.
Jo mil kar bhi naa mil pata hay.
Kaisey yeh usse batayein hum,
Tujh bin reeh na paayein hum.
Kyun baar baar woh satata hay
Kuwaabon main aakar rulata hai?
Bhulanaa us ko chahein hum,
Par kis tarah bhulaayein hum?
Woh mann main har dum rahta hay,
Dharkan ki tarah dharkta hay.
Hain issi Ehsaas se zindaa hum,
ek-duje ke dil- o- jaan hain hum.
Friday, June 15, 2007
SOME FACTS ABOUT NOKIA
Here are some facts of our beloved phone company "NOKIA"
1) The ringtone "Nokia tune" is actually based on a 19th century guitar work named "Gran Vals" by Spanish musician Francisco Tárrega. The Nokia Tune was originally named "Grande Valse" on Nokia phones but was changed to "Nokia Tune" around 1998 when it became so well known that people referred to it as the "Nokia Tune."
2) The world's first commercial GSM call was made in 1991 in Helsinki over a Nokia-supplied network, by Prime Minister of Finland Harri Holkeri, using a Nokia phone.
3) Nokia is currently the world's largest digital camera manufacturer, as the sales of its camera-equipped mobile phones have exceeded those of any conventional camera manufacturer.
4) The "Special" tone available to users of Nokia phones when receiving SMS (text messages) is actually Morse code for "SMS". Similarly, the "Ascending" SMS tone is Morse code for "Connecting People," Nokia's slogan. The "Standard" SMS tone is Morse code for "M" (Message).
5) The Nokia corporate font (typeface) is the AgfaMonotype Nokia Sans font, originally designed by Eric Spiekermann. Its mobile phone User's Guides Nokia mostly used the Agfa Rotis Sans font.
6) In Asia, the digit 4 never appears in any Nokia handset model number, because 4 is considered unlucky in many parts of Southeast/East Asia.
7) Nokia was listed as the 20th most admirable company worldwide in Fortune's list of 2006 (1st in network communications, 4th non-US company).
8. Unlike other modern day handsets, Nokia phones do not automatically start the call timer when the call is connected, but start it when the call is initiated. (Except for Series 60 based handsets like the Nokia 6600)
9) Nokia is sometimes called aikon (Nokia backwards) by non-Nokia mobile phone users and by mobile software developers, because "aikon" is used in various SDK software packages, including Nokia's own Symbian S60 SDK.
10) The name of the town of Nokia originated from the river which flowed through the town. The river itself, Nokianvirta, was named after the old Finnish word originally meaning sable, later pine marten. A species of this small, black-furred predatory animal was once found in the region, but it is now extinct.
EXCUSES WHE U CAUGHT SLEEPING
Excuses
If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
15. Amen.
If You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
4. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
5. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
6. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
7. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
9. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
10. The coffee machine is broken.
11. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
12. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
13. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
14. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
15. Amen.
mistakes
If a barber makes a mistake, It's a style...
If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path .
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new ventures ..
.If parents makes a mistake, It is a new genaration ..
.If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law..
.If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, its a new fashion..
.If a teacher makes a mistake , its new theory .
..If our boss makes a mistake, its new idea.
..If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a Mistake
If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path .
If a engineer makes a mistake, It is a new ventures ..
.If parents makes a mistake, It is a new genaration ..
.If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law..
.If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, its a new fashion..
.If a teacher makes a mistake , its new theory .
..If our boss makes a mistake, its new idea.
..If an employee makes a mistake,
It is a Mistake
Thursday, June 14, 2007
how to test pure honey
Fake and impure honeys have become commonplace in the market today, despite many people's preference for 100% bees' honey. The problem with this is, unfortunately, fake and impure honey can be passed off as pure very easily. When viewed on the shelf, it is very hard to pick out what is pure, and what is not. There are, however, a few ways to figure this out.
Steps
- Check the label. You would be amazed at how many people neglect to look closely at the label of food products before buying them, and then are dismayed to find they bought something they really didn't want. Check around the brand name, and the ingredients list (if there is one) for a mention of additives. The company should be required to list them if you are shopping in certain countries. If there are no mentions of additives, buy the honey.
- Taste the honey. If it seems off, and yet the label claims it is pure, there are a few simple tests you can run to check the purity of the honey.
- The dissolving test.
- Get a glass of water. This and a tablespoon of honey are all you need for the first test.
- Empty the honey into the water. If the honey is impure, it will dissolve in the water- the most common additive to honey is syrup of jaggery, which dissolves. If it is pure, the honey will stick together and sink as a solid lump to the bottom of the glass.
- This test can also be completed by mixing equal parts honey and methylated spirits (denatured alcohol). Pure honey will settle to the bottom. Impure honey is more likely to remain dissolved and make the solution milky.
- The flame test.
- Get a lighter and a candle with a cotton wick. This test is better if you don't have as much honey to spare.
- Dip the cotton wick of the candle into a bit of the honey, and shake off the excess.
- Attempt to light the wick. If it burns, then it is completely pure honey. If it refuses to burn, then the presence of water is not allowing the wick to burn. (If there is only a very small amount of honey on the wick, though, it might still burn. It will produce a crackling sound, and it would be best to blow out the wick and try it again this time using more honey.)
- The absorption test.
- Pour a few drops of honey on blotting paper and observe whether or not it is absorbed. If it's absorbed, the honey's not pure.
- If you don't have blotting paper, pour a little bit of honey on a white cloth, then wash the cloth. If there is any stain left by the honey, it is probably not pure.
- The dissolving test.
pyar ki inteha
Kia khabar tum ko dosti kia hai
Kia khabar tum ko dosti kia hai
Kia khabar tum ko dosti kia hai
Ye roshni bhi hai andhera bhi hai
Khwahishon say bhara jazeera bhi hai
Bohat anmol ik heera bhi hai
Dosti ik haseen khwab bhi hai
Pass say dekho tou sarab bhi hai
Dukh milnay pe ye azab bhi hai
Aur ye piyar ka jawaz bhi hai
Dosti yoon tou maya jaal bhi hai
Ik haqeeqat bhi hai khayal bhi hai
Kabhi furqat kabhi vissal bhi hai
Kabhi zameen kabhi falak bhi hai
Dosti jhoot bhi hai such bhi hai
Dil main reh jaiay tou kassuk bhi hai
Kabhi ye haar kabhi jeet bhi hai
Dosti saaz bhi sangeet bhi hai
Sheir bhi nazam bhi geet bhi hai
Wafa kia hai wafa bhi dosti hai
Dil say nikli dua bhi dosti hai
Bus itna samajh lay to
Piyar ki inteha bhi dosti hai
love story
Another Story
One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story.... This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right.They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce.... Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 yrs of marriage at the age of 70, he couldnt understand why the old couple would still want a divorce..
While they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband.."I really love u, but i really cant carry on anymore, I'm sorry..""Its o.k, i understand.." said the husband. Lookin at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them,wife thought, why not, since they are still gonna be friends..
At the dining table, there was a silence of awkardness.The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.."take this, its your favourite.."
Looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe theres still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.."This is always the problem, you always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how I feel, dont you know that i hate drumsticks?"
Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drummsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.
That night, both of them couldnt sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldnt take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he cant carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "i love you"...
He picks up the phone, starting dialing her number....ringing never stops..he never stop dialing....On the other side, she was sad, she couldn't understand how come after all these years, he still doesnt understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just cant take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer knowing that its him..."whats the point of talking now that its over...i have ask for it and now i wanna keep it this way, if not i will lose face.."she thought...still ringing...she have decided to pull out the cord... Little did she remember, he have heart problems...
The next day, she received news that he had passed away...she rushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get through her phone line....
As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings.. .when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, with the beneficiary being her... And together in those file, there was this note...
"To my dearest wife, by the time you're reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for you, though the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that i have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you, just like the way I will if I could have live longer. I want you to know Iwill always be around, by your side... I love you"
Tears flowed like river......
"When you love someone, let them know... You never know what will happen the next minute.... Learn to build a life together.. Learn to love each other. For who they are.. not what they are..."
WOODCUTTER
One day a woodcutter took his grandson into the forest for his first experience in selecting and cutting oak trees. These they would later sell to the boat builders. As they walked along, the woodcutter explained that the purpose of each tree is contained in its natural shape: some are straight for planks, some have the proper curves for the ribs of a boat, and some are tall for masts. The woodcutter told his grandson that by paying attention to the details of each tree, and with experience in recognizing these characteristics, someday he too might become the woodcutter of the forest.
A little way into the forest, the grandson saw an old oak tree that had never been cut. The boy asked his grandfather if he could cut it down because it was useless for boat building - there were no straight limbs, the trunk was, short and gnarled, and the curves were going the wrong way. "We could cut it down for firewood," the grandson said. "At least then it will be of some use to us." The woodcutter replied that for now they should be about their work cutting the proper trees for the boat builders; maybe later they could return to the old oak tree.
After a few hours of cutting the huge trees, the grandson grew tired and asked if they could stop for a rest in some cool shade. The woodcutter took his grandson over to the old oak tree, where they rested against its trunk in the cool shade beneath its twisted limbs. After they had rested a while, the woodcutter explained to his grandson the necessity of attentive awareness and recognition of everything in the forest and in the world. Some things are readily apparent, like the tall, straight trees; other things are less apparent, requiring closer attention, like recognition of the proper curves in the limbs. And some things might initially appear to have no purpose at all, like the gnarled old oak tree.
The woodcutter stated, "You must learn to pay careful attention every day so you can recognize and discover the purpose God has for everything in creation. For it is this old oak tree, which you so quickly deemed useless except for firewood, that now allows us to rest against its trunk amidst the coolness of its shade.
"Remember, grandson, not everything is as it first appears. Be patient, pay attention, recognize, and discover."
THE HORSE SENSE
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if one stops the car, or is walking by, one will notice something quite amazing.
Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.
Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.
As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray.
Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need. Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by God and those whom he places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see God.
Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing.
Listening, one will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, one will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her bridle is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her.
As one stands and watches these two friends, one sees how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray.
Like the owners of these two horses, God does not throw us away just because we are not perfect or because we have problems or challenges. He watches over us and even brings others into our lives to help us when we are in need. Sometimes we are the blind horse being guided by God and those whom he places in our lives. Other times we are the guide horse, helping others see God.
Monday, June 11, 2007
mix sherosayari
RAB NE BHI MUJH PE SITAM KIYA KIYA HAI
RAB NE BHI MUJH PE SITAM KIYA KIYA HAI
SAARE JAHAN KA GHAM MUJHE DE DIYA HAI
TERE BEENA MAIN KAISE JIYON AANSON KAISE PIYON
MAJBOORIYON KI ZANJEER NA DE AISI KISI KO TAQDEER NA
DE
DEKHI JAHAN BHI MERI NIGAHEN WEERAAN DUNIYA SUNSAAN
RAHEN
APNI KAHANI KAISE KAHON HOKE JUDA MAIN KAISE RAHON.
SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
CHAL DIYA TU KAHAN DIL MERA TOR KAR
GHUM SE BHARA HOON MAIN AUR MUJHE GHAM NA DO
PHOOL MAANGE THAY MAINE MUJH KO KAANTE NA DO
YAADEN THIN KITNI HASEEN ROYE AASMAAN ROYE ZAMEEN
SEHTA HUM KIYA KAREN YAAR APNA SAATH NAHIN
HAR DIL ME ZINDA HAI TU INSAAN NAHIN FARISHTA HAI TU
GHAREEBON KI HAI JAAN TU INSAAN PAR EHSAAN TU.
KABHI KUCH KHOYEA KABHI KUCH PAAYEA
AAJ HUM NE SABAQ WOH PARH DAALA
JIS KO DUNIYA KITAAB KAHETI HAI
AUR EK AISA KAAM KAR DAALA
JIS KO DUNIYA HISAAB KAHETI HAI
KABHI KUCH KHOYEA KABHI KUCH PAAYEA
JAB PAA LIYA KHUSH HO GAYE JAB KHO DIYA DIL RO DIYA
ISSI KHONE PAANE KA NAAM ZINDAGI HAI BINA KHOYE PAAYE
NAKAAM ZINDAGI HAI
ZAMAANE NE JO KUCH BHI HUM KO DIYA SAR AANKHON PAR
USSE HUM NE RAKH LIYA
KABHI YEH NA SOCHA BURA K BHALA SADA KHUSH RAHEN SAB
YEH HI HAI DUA
MERA HUMSAFAR BHI KAHIN KHO GAYEA BATAO BHALA HUM
KAREN BHI TO KIYA
KOI HUM SE AAKE ZARA SEEKH LE HAI MARR MARR K JEENE ME
KAISA MAZA
HUMEN ZINDAGI KI NAZAR LAG GAYI NA JEENE KI AB KOYI
HASRAT RAHI
HUM APNE LAHO SE LIKHEN GE KABHI WOHI DAASTAAN LIKH
SAKA NA KOI.
QISMAT WAALON KO MILTA HAI PYAR K BADLE PYAR
QISMAT WAALON KO MILTA HAI PYAR K BADLE PYAR
HUM TO PHOOLON K BADLE KAANTO K HAAR
MAINE EK DEVTA KO MANN ME BHASA K SAPNON KA MEHAL
SAJAAYEA THA
THUKRA K ZINDAGI K MAINE SUKH SAARE APNA JIS KO
BANAAYEA THA
US NE HI MERE DIL K TORE HAIN TAAR
HAR EK INSAAN KI TAQDEER KA JEEVAN SE NAATA TO HAI
BARA HI KAREEB KA
MIL JAAYEA JO KISI KO ACHA JEEVAN SAATHI KHEL HAI
JAHAN ME YEH NASEEB KA
KIS KO SUNAON APNE DIL KI PUKAAR.
AAYENA MUJH SE MERI PAHELI SI SOORAT MAANGE
AAYENA MUJH SE MERI PAHELI SI SOORAT MAANGE
MERE APNE MERE HONE KI NISHAANI MAANGE
MAIN BHHATAKTA HI RAHA DARD K WEERAANE ME
WAQT LIKHTA RAHA CHHERE PE HAR PAL KA HISAAB
MERI SHAHURAT MERI DEEWAANGI KI NAZAR HO GAYI
PEE GAYI ME KI BOTTLE MERE GHAM KI KITAAB
AAJ LAUTA HOON TO HANSNE KI ADA BHOOL GAYEA
YEH SHAHER BHOOLA MUJHE MAIN BHI ISSE BHOOL GAYEA
MERA FUN MUJHE BAZAAR ME LE AAYEA HAI
YEH WOH JAGAH HAI K JAHAN MEHRO WAFA BIKTE HAIN
BAAP BIKTE HAIN AUR LAKHTE JIGAR BIKTE HAIN
DIL BIKTE HAIN SAR BIKTE HAIN
IS BADALTI HUI DUNIYA KA KHUDA KOI NAHIN
SASTE DAAMON ME HAR ROZ KHUDA BIKTE HAIN
HAR KHAREEDAAR TO BAZAAR ME BIKTA PAAYEA
HUM KIYA PAAYEN GE KISI NE YAHAN KIYA PAAYEA
MERE EHSAAS MERE PHOOL KAHIN AUR CHALEN.
TERI TABIAT TO RANGEEN HAI
PAR TU MOHABBAT KI TOHEEN HAI
KUCH BHI NAHIN YAAD IS K SIWA
NA MAIN KISI KA NA KOI MERA
JO CHEEZ MAANGI NAHIN WOH MILI
KARTA MAIN AUR KIYA BAS NAFRAT MILI
SAB KO PATA MAIN KAMZOR HOON
IS LIYE MAIN AAJ KUCH AUR HOON.
KITNE KHILONON SE KHELA HAI TU
AFSOS PHIR BHI AKELA HAI TU
BACHPAN ME LIKHI KAHAANI MERI
KAISE BADALTI JAWAANI MERI
SAARA SAMANDAR MERE PAAS HAI
EK BOND PAANI MERI PYAS HAI
DEKHA THA MAA NE KABHI PYAR SE
AB MIL GAYI WOH BHI SANSAAR SE
MAIN BOL TERA HOON JO LUT GAYEA
MAA KA AANCHAL BHI KAHIN CHHUP GAYEA.
HUM APNE GHUM KO SAJA KAR BAHAAR KAR LENGE
HUM APNE GHUM KO SAJA KAR BAHAAR KAR LENGE
TERE KHAYEALON KO THORA SA PYAR KAR LENGE
MOHABBATON KI KAHAANI TUJHE SUNAYEN GE
HAWA CHALE GI TO AANCHAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
GHATA UTHE GI TO KAAJAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
TERE HASEEN TASAWWUR KO PYAR KAR LENGE
YUN YAAD HUM BHI TUJHE BAAR BAAR KAR LENGE
JO PYAR KARTE HAIN WOH IN GHAMON KO SEHTE HAIN
MOHABBATON ME TOOFAAN AATE HI REHTE HAIN
TUMHAARE NAAM KO DHARKAN K SAATH RAKH LENGE
TUMHAARE CHEHRE KO DARPAN K SAATH RAKH LEN GE
YEH DOORIYON KA SAMANDAR BHI PAAR KAR LEN GE
TAMAAM UMAR TERA INTIZAAR KAR LENGE.
WAFA JO TUM SE KABHI MAINE NIBHAAYI HOTI
WAFA JO TUM SE KABHI MAINE NIBHAAYI HOTI
UMAR NA MUFT ME SADKON PE GANWAAYI HOTI
SAANP YAADON K HAIN DASTE MUJHE HAR SHAAM SAHER
YEH JO SOTE TO MUJHE NEEND BHI AAYI HOTI
TERI CHOKHAT SE JO US ROZ NA AAYEA HOTA
MAIN KHUDA HOTA DUNIYA PE KHUDAYI HOTI
HOTI GHERAT TO TERE SAATH HI MARR JAATE SAJAN
LAASH KAANDON PE YUN APNI NA UTHAAYI HOTI
HAATH KIYA AAYEA MERE EK SIHAAYI K SIWA
DEKHNE WAALE MERA TU BHI TABAAHI HOTI.
APNI BHI ZINDAGI ME KHUSHION KA PAL AAYE GA
APNI BHI ZINDAGI ME KHUSHION KA PAL AAYE GADHOONDHEN
GE TO MIL JAAYE GAACHE BUR
E DIN SAATHI AATE RAHEN GE
KABHI HANSAATE KABHI RULAATE REHEN GE
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA
PYAR KIYA HAI TUJH SE PYAR KAREN GE
TERE SAATH JEENA TERE SAATH MAREN GE
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA
AISA PHOOL BAAGHON ME KHILA KABHI NA
JISE DARD KAANTON KA MILA KABHI NA
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA.
RAB NE BHI MUJH PE SITAM KIYA KIYA HAI
SAARE JAHAN KA GHAM MUJHE DE DIYA HAI
TERE BEENA MAIN KAISE JIYON AANSON KAISE PIYON
MAJBOORIYON KI ZANJEER NA DE AISI KISI KO TAQDEER NA
DE
DEKHI JAHAN BHI MERI NIGAHEN WEERAAN DUNIYA SUNSAAN
RAHEN
APNI KAHANI KAISE KAHON HOKE JUDA MAIN KAISE RAHON.
SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR SAATH MERA CHHOR KAR
CHAL DIYA TU KAHAN DIL MERA TOR KAR
GHUM SE BHARA HOON MAIN AUR MUJHE GHAM NA DO
PHOOL MAANGE THAY MAINE MUJH KO KAANTE NA DO
YAADEN THIN KITNI HASEEN ROYE AASMAAN ROYE ZAMEEN
SEHTA HUM KIYA KAREN YAAR APNA SAATH NAHIN
HAR DIL ME ZINDA HAI TU INSAAN NAHIN FARISHTA HAI TU
GHAREEBON KI HAI JAAN TU INSAAN PAR EHSAAN TU.
KABHI KUCH KHOYEA KABHI KUCH PAAYEA
AAJ HUM NE SABAQ WOH PARH DAALA
JIS KO DUNIYA KITAAB KAHETI HAI
AUR EK AISA KAAM KAR DAALA
JIS KO DUNIYA HISAAB KAHETI HAI
KABHI KUCH KHOYEA KABHI KUCH PAAYEA
JAB PAA LIYA KHUSH HO GAYE JAB KHO DIYA DIL RO DIYA
ISSI KHONE PAANE KA NAAM ZINDAGI HAI BINA KHOYE PAAYE
NAKAAM ZINDAGI HAI
ZAMAANE NE JO KUCH BHI HUM KO DIYA SAR AANKHON PAR
USSE HUM NE RAKH LIYA
KABHI YEH NA SOCHA BURA K BHALA SADA KHUSH RAHEN SAB
YEH HI HAI DUA
MERA HUMSAFAR BHI KAHIN KHO GAYEA BATAO BHALA HUM
KAREN BHI TO KIYA
KOI HUM SE AAKE ZARA SEEKH LE HAI MARR MARR K JEENE ME
KAISA MAZA
HUMEN ZINDAGI KI NAZAR LAG GAYI NA JEENE KI AB KOYI
HASRAT RAHI
HUM APNE LAHO SE LIKHEN GE KABHI WOHI DAASTAAN LIKH
SAKA NA KOI.
QISMAT WAALON KO MILTA HAI PYAR K BADLE PYAR
QISMAT WAALON KO MILTA HAI PYAR K BADLE PYAR
HUM TO PHOOLON K BADLE KAANTO K HAAR
MAINE EK DEVTA KO MANN ME BHASA K SAPNON KA MEHAL
SAJAAYEA THA
THUKRA K ZINDAGI K MAINE SUKH SAARE APNA JIS KO
BANAAYEA THA
US NE HI MERE DIL K TORE HAIN TAAR
HAR EK INSAAN KI TAQDEER KA JEEVAN SE NAATA TO HAI
BARA HI KAREEB KA
MIL JAAYEA JO KISI KO ACHA JEEVAN SAATHI KHEL HAI
JAHAN ME YEH NASEEB KA
KIS KO SUNAON APNE DIL KI PUKAAR.
AAYENA MUJH SE MERI PAHELI SI SOORAT MAANGE
AAYENA MUJH SE MERI PAHELI SI SOORAT MAANGE
MERE APNE MERE HONE KI NISHAANI MAANGE
MAIN BHHATAKTA HI RAHA DARD K WEERAANE ME
WAQT LIKHTA RAHA CHHERE PE HAR PAL KA HISAAB
MERI SHAHURAT MERI DEEWAANGI KI NAZAR HO GAYI
PEE GAYI ME KI BOTTLE MERE GHAM KI KITAAB
AAJ LAUTA HOON TO HANSNE KI ADA BHOOL GAYEA
YEH SHAHER BHOOLA MUJHE MAIN BHI ISSE BHOOL GAYEA
MERA FUN MUJHE BAZAAR ME LE AAYEA HAI
YEH WOH JAGAH HAI K JAHAN MEHRO WAFA BIKTE HAIN
BAAP BIKTE HAIN AUR LAKHTE JIGAR BIKTE HAIN
DIL BIKTE HAIN SAR BIKTE HAIN
IS BADALTI HUI DUNIYA KA KHUDA KOI NAHIN
SASTE DAAMON ME HAR ROZ KHUDA BIKTE HAIN
HAR KHAREEDAAR TO BAZAAR ME BIKTA PAAYEA
HUM KIYA PAAYEN GE KISI NE YAHAN KIYA PAAYEA
MERE EHSAAS MERE PHOOL KAHIN AUR CHALEN.
TERI TABIAT TO RANGEEN HAI
PAR TU MOHABBAT KI TOHEEN HAI
KUCH BHI NAHIN YAAD IS K SIWA
NA MAIN KISI KA NA KOI MERA
JO CHEEZ MAANGI NAHIN WOH MILI
KARTA MAIN AUR KIYA BAS NAFRAT MILI
SAB KO PATA MAIN KAMZOR HOON
IS LIYE MAIN AAJ KUCH AUR HOON.
KITNE KHILONON SE KHELA HAI TU
AFSOS PHIR BHI AKELA HAI TU
BACHPAN ME LIKHI KAHAANI MERI
KAISE BADALTI JAWAANI MERI
SAARA SAMANDAR MERE PAAS HAI
EK BOND PAANI MERI PYAS HAI
DEKHA THA MAA NE KABHI PYAR SE
AB MIL GAYI WOH BHI SANSAAR SE
MAIN BOL TERA HOON JO LUT GAYEA
MAA KA AANCHAL BHI KAHIN CHHUP GAYEA.
HUM APNE GHUM KO SAJA KAR BAHAAR KAR LENGE
HUM APNE GHUM KO SAJA KAR BAHAAR KAR LENGE
TERE KHAYEALON KO THORA SA PYAR KAR LENGE
MOHABBATON KI KAHAANI TUJHE SUNAYEN GE
HAWA CHALE GI TO AANCHAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
GHATA UTHE GI TO KAAJAL KI YAAD AAYE GI
TERE HASEEN TASAWWUR KO PYAR KAR LENGE
YUN YAAD HUM BHI TUJHE BAAR BAAR KAR LENGE
JO PYAR KARTE HAIN WOH IN GHAMON KO SEHTE HAIN
MOHABBATON ME TOOFAAN AATE HI REHTE HAIN
TUMHAARE NAAM KO DHARKAN K SAATH RAKH LENGE
TUMHAARE CHEHRE KO DARPAN K SAATH RAKH LEN GE
YEH DOORIYON KA SAMANDAR BHI PAAR KAR LEN GE
TAMAAM UMAR TERA INTIZAAR KAR LENGE.
WAFA JO TUM SE KABHI MAINE NIBHAAYI HOTI
WAFA JO TUM SE KABHI MAINE NIBHAAYI HOTI
UMAR NA MUFT ME SADKON PE GANWAAYI HOTI
SAANP YAADON K HAIN DASTE MUJHE HAR SHAAM SAHER
YEH JO SOTE TO MUJHE NEEND BHI AAYI HOTI
TERI CHOKHAT SE JO US ROZ NA AAYEA HOTA
MAIN KHUDA HOTA DUNIYA PE KHUDAYI HOTI
HOTI GHERAT TO TERE SAATH HI MARR JAATE SAJAN
LAASH KAANDON PE YUN APNI NA UTHAAYI HOTI
HAATH KIYA AAYEA MERE EK SIHAAYI K SIWA
DEKHNE WAALE MERA TU BHI TABAAHI HOTI.
APNI BHI ZINDAGI ME KHUSHION KA PAL AAYE GA
APNI BHI ZINDAGI ME KHUSHION KA PAL AAYE GADHOONDHEN
GE TO MIL JAAYE GAACHE BUR
E DIN SAATHI AATE RAHEN GE
KABHI HANSAATE KABHI RULAATE REHEN GE
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA
PYAR KIYA HAI TUJH SE PYAR KAREN GE
TERE SAATH JEENA TERE SAATH MAREN GE
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA
AISA PHOOL BAAGHON ME KHILA KABHI NA
JISE DARD KAANTON KA MILA KABHI NA
BAS YEH HI BAAT YAAD RAKHNA.
Friday, June 8, 2007
usne kaha
Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai
Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai
Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz
Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai
Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?
Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai
Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?
Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai
Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?
Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai
Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai
Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz
Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai
Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?
Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai
Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?
Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai
Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?
Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai
mother's eight lie
A Story that i cannt forget....must read
EIGHT LIES OF MOTHER
1.The story began when I was a child; I was born as a son of a poor family. Even for eating, we often got lack of food. Whenever the time for eating, mother often gave me her portion of rice. While she was removing her rice into my bowl, she would say "Eat this rice, son. I'm not hungry". That was Mother's First Lie
2.When I was getting to grow up, the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house, she hoped that from the fishes she got, she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth. After
fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup, which raised my appetite. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish, which was still on the bone of the fish I ate. My heart was touched when I saw it. I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her. But she immediately refused it and said "Eat this fish, son. I don't really like fish." That was Mother's Second Lie.
3.Then, when I was in Junior High School, to fund my study, mother went to an economic enterprise to bring some used-matches boxes that would be stuck in. It gave her some money for covering our needs. As the winter came, I woke up from my sleep and looked at my mother who was still awoke, supported by a little candlelight and within her perseverance she continued the work of sticking some used-matches box. I said, "Mother, go to sleep, it's late, tomorrow morning you still
have to go for work." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, dear. I'm not tired." That was Mother's Third Lie.
4.At the time of final term, mother asked for a leave from her work in order to accompany me. While the daytime was coming and the heat of the sun was starting to shine, the strong and persevering mother waited for me under the heat of the sun's shine for several hours. As the bell rang, which indicated that the final exam had finished, mother immediately welcomed me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared before in a cold bottle. The very thick tea was not as thick as my mother's love, which was much thicker. Seeing my mother covering with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son. I'm not thirsty!". That was Mother's Fourth Lie.
5.After the death of my father because of illness, my poor mother had to play her role as a single parent. By held on her former job, she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. No days without sufferance. Seeing our family's condition that was getting worse, there was a nice uncle who lived near my house came to help us, either in a big problem and a small problem.
Our other neighbors who lived next to us saw that our family's life was so unfortunate, they often advised my mother to marry again. But mother, who was stubborn, didn't care to their advice, she said "I don't need love." That was Mother's Fifth Lie.
6.After I had finished my study and then got a job, it was the time for my old mother to retire. But she didn't want to; she was sincere to go to the marketplace
every morning, just to sell some vegetable for fulfilling her needs. I, who worked in the other city, often sent her some money to help her in fulfilling her needs, but she was stubborn for not accepting the money. She even sent the money back to me. She said "I have enough money." That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
7.After graduated from Bachelor Degree, I then continued my study to Master Degree. I took the degree, which was funded by a company through a scholarship program, from a famous University in America. I finally worked in the company. Within a quite high salary, I intended to take my mother to enjoy her life in America. But my lovely mother didn't want to bother her son, she said to me "I'm not used to."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
8.After entering her old age, mother got a flank cancer and had to be
hospitalized. I, who lived in miles away and across the ocean, directly went home to visit my dearest mother. She lied down in weakness on her bed after having an operation. Mother, who looked so old, was staring at me in deep yearn. She tried to spread her smile on her face; even it looked so stiff because of the disease she held out. It was clear enough to see how the disease broke my mother's body, thus she looked so weak and thin. I stared at my mother within tears flowing on my face. My heart was hurt, so hurt, seeing my mother on that condition. But mother, with her strength, said "Don't cry, my dear. I'm not in pain." That was Mother's Eight Lie.
After saying her eighth lie, my dearest mother closed her eyes forever!
2.When I was getting to grow up, the persevering mother gave her spare time for fishing in a river near our house, she hoped that from the fishes she got, she could gave me a little bit nutritious food for my growth. After
fishing, she would cook the fishes to be a fresh fish soup, which raised my appetite. While I was eating the soup, mother would sit beside me and eat the rest meat of fish, which was still on the bone of the fish I ate. My heart was touched when I saw it. I then used my chopstick and gave the other fish to her. But she immediately refused it and said "Eat this fish, son. I don't really like fish." That was Mother's Second Lie.
3.Then, when I was in Junior High School, to fund my study, mother went to an economic enterprise to bring some used-matches boxes that would be stuck in. It gave her some money for covering our needs. As the winter came, I woke up from my sleep and looked at my mother who was still awoke, supported by a little candlelight and within her perseverance she continued the work of sticking some used-matches box. I said, "Mother, go to sleep, it's late, tomorrow morning you still
have to go for work." Mother smiled and said "Go to sleep, dear. I'm not tired." That was Mother's Third Lie.
4.At the time of final term, mother asked for a leave from her work in order to accompany me. While the daytime was coming and the heat of the sun was starting to shine, the strong and persevering mother waited for me under the heat of the sun's shine for several hours. As the bell rang, which indicated that the final exam had finished, mother immediately welcomed me and poured me a glass of tea that she had prepared before in a cold bottle. The very thick tea was not as thick as my mother's love, which was much thicker. Seeing my mother covering with perspiration, I at once gave her my glass and asked her to drink too. Mother said "Drink, son. I'm not thirsty!". That was Mother's Fourth Lie.
5.After the death of my father because of illness, my poor mother had to play her role as a single parent. By held on her former job, she had to fund our needs alone. Our family's life was more complicated. No days without sufferance. Seeing our family's condition that was getting worse, there was a nice uncle who lived near my house came to help us, either in a big problem and a small problem.
Our other neighbors who lived next to us saw that our family's life was so unfortunate, they often advised my mother to marry again. But mother, who was stubborn, didn't care to their advice, she said "I don't need love." That was Mother's Fifth Lie.
6.After I had finished my study and then got a job, it was the time for my old mother to retire. But she didn't want to; she was sincere to go to the marketplace
every morning, just to sell some vegetable for fulfilling her needs. I, who worked in the other city, often sent her some money to help her in fulfilling her needs, but she was stubborn for not accepting the money. She even sent the money back to me. She said "I have enough money." That was Mother's Sixth Lie.
7.After graduated from Bachelor Degree, I then continued my study to Master Degree. I took the degree, which was funded by a company through a scholarship program, from a famous University in America. I finally worked in the company. Within a quite high salary, I intended to take my mother to enjoy her life in America. But my lovely mother didn't want to bother her son, she said to me "I'm not used to."
That was Mother's Seventh Lie.
8.After entering her old age, mother got a flank cancer and had to be
hospitalized. I, who lived in miles away and across the ocean, directly went home to visit my dearest mother. She lied down in weakness on her bed after having an operation. Mother, who looked so old, was staring at me in deep yearn. She tried to spread her smile on her face; even it looked so stiff because of the disease she held out. It was clear enough to see how the disease broke my mother's body, thus she looked so weak and thin. I stared at my mother within tears flowing on my face. My heart was hurt, so hurt, seeing my mother on that condition. But mother, with her strength, said "Don't cry, my dear. I'm not in pain." That was Mother's Eight Lie.
After saying her eighth lie, my dearest mother closed her eyes forever!
what a kiss mean to u!
In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare .
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity .
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare .
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.
2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.
3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity .
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"
18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say
"I miss you"
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
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