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Computer History of the World In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use Windows. And God said - It is not good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User. And the Programmer and the User were left under the DOS and it was Good. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become GENIOUS. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless--since Windows could replace it. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him--What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered--I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to! And God said to Bill - Because of what you did, you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User, you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password |
18 ways to improve your body language1. Don’t cross your arms or legs –
2. Have eye contact, but don’t stare
3. Don’t be afraid to take up some space
4. Relax your shoulders
5. Nod when they are talking
6. Don’t slouch, sit up straight
7. Lean, but not too much –
8. Smile and laugh
9. Don’t touch your face
10. Keep you head up.
11. Slow down a bit
12. Don’t fidget
13. Use your hands more confidently
14. Lower your drink
15. Realise where you spine ends
16. Don’t stand too close
17. Mirror
18. Keep a good attitude
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I don't celebrate on August 15: Pooja Bhatt | |
![]() Pooja Bhatt (Actress, producer, director) I do not celebrate our Independence on August 15 or January 26. All the 365 days of the year are days of Independence for me. In fact, we Indians are not independent in the real sense. And most of our failures come from the habit of not sharing each other's problems. If we find anybody in trouble, we stay away and watch from a distance. We do not bother until and unless our own family, friends or relatives are involved. Is this what we call Independence? Till there is no change in Indians in this regard, Independence is quite meaningless to me. Firoz Abbas Khan (Director): What does Independence mean to me? It's really a tough question. Independence is responsible for whatever we are today. Only a confined person can understand the true worth of independence. Although we are going to celebrate the 60th year of Independence, there still are some hurdles that restrain us from becoming free Indians. One big issue is that most Indians are still deprived of social and economical freedom. Till we get rid of these obstacles, Independence will remain incomplete for us. Manoj Bajpayee (Actor): For me, Independence gets implemented only when the citizen gets the freedom of thought and expression. To me, that is the gist of Independence and I believe only in it. ![]() Independence Day is a symbol of our strength and pride, earned after the sacrifice of several lives. Obeying the Independence means honouring those immortal people. Life is so fast-paced these days that we don't remember these heroes every day. On August 15 and January 26, we get the opportunity to pay homage to our leaders and pioneers. Sunny Deol (Actor): We were not present when India got her independence. Hence, we would not be able to understand its real value now. Back then, our freedom fighters had to fight for it. Now, we take it for granted. We are in the 60th year of our Independence, but frankly speaking, we are not yet independent. We are living with a "this is how it happens" outlook. Helping somebody is considered another way of accepting problems. Till we understand the meaning of unity and share each-other's problems, we won't get real Independence. Shefali Chhaya (Actress): Independence is our basic need. Today, it's impossible to think of a life without freedom. That's why our freedom fighters fought so hard to get our birth right. To me, freedom of thought and expression is much more important than physical freedom. Freedom of thought allows freedom of dreaming. And only when we dream, will we try to fulfill them. We are still dealing with problems like corruption, dowry and foeticide in our society. Alhough these are not happening in every home, the exceptions are numerous enough to thwart the development of our country. Sonali Kulkarni (Actress): Independence is as important as breathing. At the same time, it's necessary to continue struggling to enjoy freedom. Although we have been independent for 60 years now, we are still facing social problems, unemployment being the worst, because it's directly connected to one's disposable income. ![]() The potential of our human resources is immense, but it is not utilized properly. As a result, neither is work being done efficiently, nor are people getting work. With strong view on corruption, poverty, unemployment, foeticide and Indian Independence, these stars of Bollywood seem to have their feet very much on the Indian soil. Instead of being immersed in their blessed lifestyle, they think about the problems of the nation. But problems must not weigh us down completely. For every nation has its own set of challenges, progress can be made by finding solutions to them. Once we Indians unite and set our minds to it, the ending is bound to be happy as are most of our Bollywood films. -Rajnee Gupta |
2000s: Dancing, style and fashion started a new trend in the country. The emergence of Hrithik Roshan as an exceptional dancer combined with a macho body ticked well with the audience. Actresses running around trees were no more visible. The films started tackling current issues like terrorism that remains a major threat to India. Films like Mission Kashmir and Fiza depicted the problems of a Kashmiri and his rebellious uprising. Cross border problems were the basic themes post the historic 9/11. India got more inclined to films like Monsoon Wedding and Bollywood Hollywood that basically appealed the NRI audience who are increasing in numbers day by day. NRI film concept hit the market well and so was the lingo change, as `Hinglish` became a popular language among the young generation. Art films like Zubeida started hitting the screens and so were films like Company that showed the dark side of the underworld. This is the era of sizzling Item Girls and style statements. Fashion clearly stands at its best, as India remains a part of the world cinema. Aishwarya Rai`s and Nandita Das` selection as the jury member at Cannes speaks volumes as far as the recognition of Indian Film Industry goes. India is finally open to the world as cross border films continue to do well. Maybe it`s time for the people to open the doors for films like Water that was banned in India but earned an Oscar nomination through Canada. Slowly, the mindset is opening to a new India that is paving way to more sensible scripts like Rang De Basanti. Lagaan was a significant achievement of this era as it managed to reach the Oscars. The wide laurels that Munnabhai received and the glorious response that the recently released Gandhi My Father got showed a much more maturing audience and a film industry. A more experimenting film industry was finally in sight. ![]() Lagaan: This epic certainly opened boundaries for the Indian film industry as it won wide laurels throughout the globe. This marathon film was directed by Ashutosh Gowariker and was released on June 1, 2001. It became the third Hindi language film to be nominated for the Oscars in the Best Foreign Film category. This historical film spoke about the plight of Indian farmers who were crushed under the debts of taxes by the British government. Amir Khan and Gracy Singh did justice to their roles combined with excellent scripting by Kumar Dave and Sanjay Dayma. This movie also illustrated a cricket crazy nation alongside patriotism. Munnabhai: Munnabhai MBBS and Lage Raho Munnabhai… can be termed as one of the most influential films of the new century. Sunjay Dutt who plays a Mumbai ‘tapori’ melted the hearts of a billion people. It was overwhelming to see one man play the onscreen role and captivate the emotions of the entire nation. The hilarious character of Munnabhai led the director Rajkumar Hirani to make a sequel that was based on the ideology of Mahatma Gandhi. After the release of Lage Raho Munnabhai… in 2006, Gandhigiri was the next buzz word for Generation X. Sanjay’s success with Munnabhai was followed by his imprisonment for 6 years. The Gandhigiri actor now stands behind bars in the same prison where Gandhi was once imprisoned. His films certainly awoke Gandhi in this new century. ____________ ______ INDIA at 60 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY HAV WATER IN UR EYES, FOR THOSE WHO DIED |