stress reliever jokes

*Stress Reliever #1 *

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look
at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? ;
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
problem can there be greater than this one?"


*Stress Reliever #2 *

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any
worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.


*Stress Reliever #3*

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told
me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


*Stress Reliever #4 *

Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this
time of the night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am ?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."


* Stress Reliever #5 *

* A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me
if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO
MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"


* Stress Reliever #6 *

* Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his
parents."


* Stress Reliever #7

* "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered."He showed up in his 1932
Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."


* Stress Reliever #8 *

* A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans".


* Stress Reliever #9 *

* Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before
you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


* Stress Reliever #10 *

* Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.


* Stress Reliever #11*

* A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me - my
pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your
sense of humour..."