ARTI GOOGLE MAHARAJ KI

Aarti Shri Google Maharaj
************ ********* ********* ********* ********

Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!

Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
Dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
Kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Tum puran search engine
Tum hi Internet yaami, Swami Tum hi Internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Din bandhu dukh harta,
Tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!

Google devta ki aarti Jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami Jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS Hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google

good smss

• Valuing someone isn't merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives we remember to say: Take Care, U R precious!

• Look at sun and you see time. Look in heart and you see love. Look in eyes and you see life. Look at your mobile and you see who's thinking of u! It's me.

• Never walk away from a true friend. When u c some faults, b patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection. Happy Friends’ Day!

• Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. Gud Day!

• People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

• A Morning is a Wonderful Blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for Hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Day!

• It’s the thing that satisfies ur mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

• A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

• No man in this world is rich enough to buy his own PAST. Enjoy each moment before it gets beyond reach. Gud Day!

• Don’t define ur failure by looking at somebody's Success. Also don’t define ur Success by looking at somebody's failure. Set ur own targets everyday to break!

dont drag ur spouce to supermarekt

Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by a leading super market's Head Office to a customer in Oxford .

Dear Mrs. Murray,

While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury has requested permission to prevent you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband desists from certain behaviors in our premises. Our store manager has agreed to wait till you have an opportunity to reply and explain the behavior of your husband in our store. Below is a list of offences over the past few months, all verified by our surveillance cameras. Our footage does not show you in the company of your spouse so we have concluded that you are completely unaware of what your husband does while you are shopping elsewhere in the store. Below is a list of incidents captured by our cameras and they clearly show your husband:-

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3" in house wares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."

14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here".
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kya he tumhare paasss-

A Senior Manager working in an MNC, as usual after lunch goes to the cafeteria for coffee.

He relaxes in canteen. He sees a canteen boy cleaning tables there.

To Kill time he decides to have fun with him.

He calls him.

Senior Manager - (Asks canteen boy) : How much do you earn?

Canteen boy smiles...

Senior Manager - what are your future plans?

Canteen boy keeps quiet...

Senior Manager - where do you see yourself 10 years down the line?

Canteen boy gives a cold stare.

Senior Manager - Jab mai Bangalore aaya tha tab mere paas bhi kuch nahi tha.... Aaj mere paas kya nahin hai...

naam hai......... .,

shohrat hai......... ,

paisa hai......... ...

Izzat Hai......... ....,

tumhare paas kya hai?

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Senior Manager leaves the cafeteria silently.... ...k

questions that u cant answer

QUESTIONS THAT U CANT ANSWER(TRY IT OUT)


1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

2. A child is born in Boston , Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston , Massachusetts . The child is not a United States citizen. How is this possible?

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a German division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers, he defeated them and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and Leadership. World War I. From the Men of Battalion “Captain Frank looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?

6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
8. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

11. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

12. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

13. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or “The yolk of the egg is white"?

14. In Okmulgee , Oklahoma , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

15. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

16. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?


*ANSWERS*

1. A coffin.

2. The child was born before 1776.

3. Mount Everest (it just hadn't been discovered).

4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere.

5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.

6. The word "and".

7. They fall in the same year every year. New Year's Day just arrives very early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.

8. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
9. Nine.
10. Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.
11. "One word"
12. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
13. Neither. The yolk of the egg is yellow.
14. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden leg.
15. They were husband and wife.
16. Meat.

puzzle 1

Check this puzzle.....

A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that
was required. He waited by the door and listened.


A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, "twelve." The
member replied, "six " and was let in.


A second member came to the door and the doorman said, "six." The member
replied, "three" and was let in.


The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman
said ,"ten" and the man replied, "five."

But he was not let in. What should have he said?


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Ans:- 3

The man had to reply the number of characters in the word the Doorman was
asking.

He should have replied "Three" instead of "Five".


I bet u'll read the question again....

HOW SMART ARE YU?

How smart are you?

Quick Test

1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half hour, how long would it be
before all the pills have been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and set the alarm to sound at
nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep would I get before being awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there was an oil heater, an oil
lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern exposure.
A big bear comes along. What color is the bear?

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take
with him in the Ark?

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at Pittsburgh to pick up 7
more people and drop off 5 passengers and at Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4
more and eventually arrive at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

Answers:

1) All of them. Every month has at least 28 days.

2) 1 hour. If you take a pill at 1 o'clock, then another at 1.30 and the last at 2 o'clock, they
will be taken in 1 hour.

3) 1 hour. It is a wind up alarm clock which cannot discriminate between am & pm.

4) 70. Dividing by half is the same as multiplying by 2.

5) 9 live sheep.

6) The match.

7) White. If all walls face south, the house must be on the North Pole.

8) 2 apples. I HAVE 3 APPLES, YOU TAKE 2, WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

9) None. It was Noah, not Moses.

10) You

maine usko

Mein ne us ko

Mein ne us ko salam likh bhejja,
Haal-e-dil tamaam likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha tere hont kaisey hain,
Us ne ik lafz jaam likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha tere baal kaisey hain,
Us ne qudrat ka inaam likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha kab ho gi mulaqaat,
Us ne qayamat ki sham likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha Itna tarpaati kyon ho,
Us ne jawani ka Intiqaam likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha tere khad-o-khaal kaisey hain,
Us ne husn tamaam likh bhejja..

Mein ne poocha tujhey nafrat kiss se hai,
Us ne mera hi naam likh bhejja

COMPUTER HISOTRY OF WORLD

Computer History of the World In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And God separated the One from the Zero; and he saw it was good. And God said - Let the Data be; And so it happened. And God said - Let the Data go to their proper places. And he created floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. And God said - Let the computers be, so there would be a place to put floppy disks and hard disks and compact disks. Thus God created computers and called them hardware. And there was no Software yet. But God created programs; small and big... And told them - Go and multiply yourselves and fill all the Memory. And God said - I will create the Programmer; And the Programmer will make new programs and govern over the computers and programs and Data. And God created the Programmer; and put him at Data Center; And God showed the Programmer the Catalog Tree and said You can use all the volumes and subvolumes but do not use Windows. And God said - It is not good for the programmer to be alone. He took a bone from the Programmer's body and created a creature that would look up at the Programmer; and admire the Programmer; and love the things the Programmer does; And God called the creature: the User. And the Programmer and the User were left under the DOS and it was Good. But Bill was smarter than all the other creatures of God. And Bill said to the User - Did God really tell you not to run any programs? And the User answered - God told us that we can use every program and every piece of Data but told us not to run Windows or we will die. And Bill said to the User - How can you talk about something you did not even try. The moment you run Windows you will become GENIOUS. You will be able to create anything you like by a simple click of your mouse. And the User saw that the fruits of the Windows were nicer and easier to use. And the User saw that any knowledge was useless--since Windows could replace it. So the User installed the Windows on his computer; and said to the Programmer that it was good. And the Programmer immediately started to look for new drivers. And God asked him--What are you looking for? And the Programmer answered--I am looking for new drivers because I can not find them in the DOS. And God said - Who told you need drivers? Did you run Windows? And the Programmer said - It was Bill who told us to! And God said to Bill - Because of what you did, you will be hated by all the creatures. And the User will always be unhappy with you. And you will always sell Windows. And God said to the User - Because of what you did, the Windows will disappoint you and eat up all your Resources; and you will have to use lousy programs; and you will always rely on the Programmers help. And God said to the Programmer - Because you listened to the User, you will never be happy. All your programs will have errors and you will have to fix them and fix them to the end of time. And God threw them out of the Data Center and locked the door and secured it with a password

10 RULES TO MAKE INDIAN FILM

Two brothers separated in childhood will always grow up on different sides
of the law. The law-breaker, however, will suddenly turn over a new leaf
before the end, bash up the villain (who is the *real* bad guy), and be
pardoned for all his sins before the last-scene family reunion. (This is
possible only if he has a heroine - see rule 2 below).
If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess
heroes/heroines will a) die b) join the Red Cross and take off to
Switzerland before the end of the movie.
If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for
at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers).
Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it
is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be overruled. Else, it will be
sustained.
The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. the
second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the 1st 30
minutes, and commit suicide.
In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a
bullock-cart, or on foot.
When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never
a) miss
b) run out of bullets. When the villain fires at the hero, he will always
miss (unless the hero is required to die, as in rule 2).
Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of a) pots
b) barrels c) glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces.
Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by
a) the brothers
b) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain
her sight in the climax)
c) the family dog/cat.
Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in two categories:
a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killedby the villain
before the titles.
b) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero (as in Rule 1), saying "Tum
kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23.
Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero.
c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick)
unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax
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IT LIST OF SANTA BANTA FOR ADMISSION

. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
21. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

SANTA MARRIGE PROPOSAL

anta's marrige proposal

santa's marrige proposal
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO SANTA AND SANTA DENIED SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON. SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!

Have a great weekend..

MEIN KAL JA RAHA THA

main kal ja raha tha

ke meri chappal toot gai

ab chappal to "moochi" seeta hai

"seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai

"darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai

"kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain

"rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai

"lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai

"bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai

"nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai

"lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai

"istri" to "garam" hoti hai

"garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai

"custard" to "peela" hota hai

"peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai

'"chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai

"anda" to "sufaid" hota hai

"sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai

"doodh" to "bhains" daity hai

"bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai

"kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai

"bangali" to "paan" khata hai

"paan" to "laal" hota hai

"laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai

"gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain

'kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain

"machli' to "acchi" hoti hai

"achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai

"bander' to! "bander' hota hai

padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain

"jo padh kar apna time barbad


karte hain.."

well..

ooper wale nay aap ko

bheja to bheja .

"per bheja to

aisa bheja...."

ki

"bheje mein bheja hi nahi

bheja.".

ye mujhe

kisi

ne bheja ..

isliye maine aap ko bheja....

Aap ko Bura Laga ?

Toh Aap Kisi


Aur ko Bhej Do.

hisaab...barabar

PARKING CAR/$5000 LOAN

A Gujarati named Ramjibahi lived in New York city. Once he went to a bank to request a loan of $5000 as he was about to leave for a business trip to Europe. The bank agreed for the loan but asked for a guarantee. The Gujarati immediately handed the bank manager the keys to his brand new rolls royce that was parked downstairs.
The bank people agreed and parked the rolls royce in their parking lot. The Gujarati took the $5000 and went to Europe. He returned after a week. The bank asked him $12.50 interest on the loan. The Gujarati payed the amount and the interest and was about to leave before the bank manager stopped him for a minute.
The manager told the Gujarati that he was pleased to do business with the Gujarati but he also told that,
'sir,we checked your accounts and we came to know that you are a millionaire,then why did you borrow just $5000 from us?' the Gujarati replied,' it's not the $5000 that matter ,
what matters is that I couldn't have found a parking for my car in $12.50 for 1 week.

LALLOOJEEEE

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.

During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, " Your Excellency,
Look at the value of the alphabet :
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be :

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful?

This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.
Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year"

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, “I have better formula. See this......

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %

COMPUTER IN PUNJABI

Imagine if your computer starts working in Punjabi then what will happen??? -You will have commands like these on your computer:


Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay La ao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Thailay
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukao....

MUNNA BHAI MCA

MunnaBhai MCA

appun jaise tappori s/w Engg. ko kya maalum…

saala programming kis chidiya kaa naam hai…

template me subclassing karke apanaa timepass hota hai….

copy paste kaa kaam miltaa hai bass appun khush…!!!

fir yeh coding kaa lafdaa locha kaiko?

are kaiko ?

arre kaiko re?

fir ek din boleto appun ko project mila…..

ya haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

!

saala appun ka khopdi chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala takkar kha gayaa…!!!

appun ko lagaa appun kaa beda paar ho gaya…

boleto baap saala appun ko bhi kaam mil gaya…!!!

din bhar appun computer ke aagge…

koi lafdaa nahi kuch nahi…

tin din naa Kapil se raada na Jassi se pangaa

bass choop chaap…

appun kaa bhidulog saala dar gaya…

bola kya be manya saala tu bhi programmer bann gaya…!!!

phir ek din appun ko kaam kartaa dekh Manish bola…

ye mannubhai kya coding bana rela hai baap…!!!

Manish ko pakdaa… bola idhar aa shahane tereko coding seekhataa hai…
saale ko itnaa dhoyaa itnaa dhoyaa… abhi tak thobdaa waakadaa hai … aur
aaj tak uska forms ke saath chattis kaa aakdaa hai…!!!

samzaa …?

samzaa…?

samzaaa naa…?

(fir …? fir kya huwa..?)

fir ek din appun ne coding poora kar diya…

form poora karke appun ne testing ko bhej diya…!!!

lagataa tha ab appun kaa kaam khatam ho gaya…!!!

par DTS me issues dekhake sala appun darr gaya…!!!

appun ke saamne tester ne mere coding me ki galtiyaa nikali… aapun ke
coding ki poori waat laga di…. appun udharich khadaa thaa… par appun
kuch nahi bola… kaiko bolega? kaiko…?

saala ek, ek kaam kiya thaa… usme bhi itne bugs…

par appun ek aansu nahi roya…

kaiko royega…?

kaiko..?

saala appunich yedaa thaa naa…!!!

agale din se phir wohi life chalu…

wohi gande mails forward karnaa, wohi messages, wohi template, wohi
assignments… saala itnaa mails forward kiya…itnaa mails forward kiya…
log samze mail server down hoyega… bhoolneka hai bhoolneka hai par kya
karega…!!!

training milke bhi jab kaam nahi miltaa hai…

haa thoda bore huwa par chaltaa hai…

(phir …? phir kya huwa..?)

fir …?

fir kya…?

fir agale din appun ko aur ek project mila…!!!

shaappak…

saala appun ka khopdi phir chakkar kha gaya …

computer ke saath dil saala phir takkar kha gayaa…!!!

ho ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

“Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled…..”

english sms

1) I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it....

2) I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u
more....

3) I've noticed that being with u, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv
U....

4) Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever....

5) What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you....

6) Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, b'coz I'm the one u can always
depend on....

7) I'm a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don't throw me after use, but when u feel cold I'll burn myself 2 warm u
coz I Luv U...

8) Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war....

9) I love the way you touch me, always sending chills down my spine.I love that you are with me and glad that you are mine....

10) Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again....

11) What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy an d I smile when you are happy....

12) Life is 4 living, I live mine 4 U! Luv is 4 giving, I give mine 2 U! Dreams r 4 dreaming, mine r 4 U! Heart is 4 beating & mine beats 4 U....

13) U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE....

14) I don't care how many lips u've kissed, how many shoulders u've embraced & how many times u've said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur
last....

15) My eyes are hurting coz I can't see u, my arms r empty coz I can't hold u, my lips are cold coz I can't Kiss u and my heart is breaking coz I'm not with
u....

16) We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You're always in my heart....

17) If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we'll win every
fight....

18) Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat
....

19) I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine,
and the words, will you be mine????

20) Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love....

21) You know that I think about you only twice a day? Once when my eyes are open, and once when they are closed....

22) Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies; Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesn't mind....

23) Baby I've an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U....

24) Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you
are a part of it..."

25) Touch my heart & u'll feel,
Listen to my heart & u'll hear,
Look into my heart & u'll see,
That u'll always be a special part of me....

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1) Batao wo Aankhe jinme Khwab nhi hai..
Batao wo Dil jisme Armaan nhi hai..
Batao wo Insaa jo pareshan nhi hai..
Ya sirf,batado wo Jameen jaha Aasman nhi hai..

2) Dekh kar humain wo SIR jhukate hai, bula kar MEHFIL mein NAJRAIN churate hai, NAFRAT hai hum se to bhi koi BAAT nahi Tu dekh ya na dekh, tere dekhne ka gam
nahi,
Par teri ye na dekhne ki ada dekhne se kam nahi.

3) Hm hain toh voh hain isi sapne mein jeete hain, jab toot ke bikhar jate hain toh ashko mein jeete hain, kehte hain use Kismat jise hm Dard kehte hain. .

4) Khushiya itni ho ke ankho me ansu jam jaye, lamhe ho itne hasin ke waqt bhi thaM jaye, Dosti nibhaynge hum apse is tarah k sath guzra har pal zindagi baN
jaye

5) Bichde hue saathi ro-ro kar naa saza de,
Dua karna khuda se phir mila de,
Bhojh judaii ka uthaya nahi jaata,
Dushwaar hoga jeena mar kar kaise bhula de.

6) Rishte kaanch ke bane hote hain,
Jo tutne par chubhte hain,
Hatheli par sambhal kar rakhna inhe, Kyonki ye tutne mein "Pal" aur "Jodne" me barso lete hain..

7) Nahi rakhte hum vafa ki ummid kise se Bhi,hum ne har dum bewafai jo pai hai,mat dhundh hamare jism pe jakhm k nishan,hum ne har chot dil pe khai hai..!!

8) Socha na tha k kabi dosti hogi, dil jiske liye ro sake vaisi ulfat hogi, ab jannat ki galio ka rasta kyu dekhu, jahan tum ho wahi se janat shuru hogi..

9) Muddat ho gai un tanhaiyo ko guzre,Fir ab bi in ankho me woh khamoshi kyu he?
Tod diya yakin mohabbt par se jisne mera.Woh shaks ab b pyr krne ke kabil kyu hai.

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